NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY

The YOKÉ Introductory Program

A 12-Month Journey into Movement, Energy, and Ridiculous Levels of Personal Joy

Presented by omBUSKÉR

A Message From Spirit

Hello traveler.

If you are reading this, it means one of three things has happened:

1. The universe guided you here.

2. You clicked something curious at 2:14am.

3. A longboard rolled mysteriously past you and whispered “follow me.”

Whatever the reason… welcome.

You have just discovered NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY, a place where humans come to remember three important truths:

• your body was designed to move
• your energy was designed to flow
• and occasionally… your soul just wants to ride a longboard while listening to excellent music.

What Is NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY?

Imagine if a yoga school, a Reiki temple, and a skate session at sunset had a very enlightened baby.

That baby would grow up to become:

The YOKÉ Method

A powerful combination of:

Yoga × Reiki × Flowstate Longboarding

Yes, we know.

It sounds slightly unusual.

So did the idea of Wi-Fi once.

The Activation Month

Every hero’s journey begins with an initiation.

Ours begins with Activation Month.

This is where we calibrate your mind, body, energy, and longboard stance.

During activation you will experience:

• A discovery assessment (who are you really?)
• A custom longboard fitting
• A custom yoga mat design
• Reiki Level 1 energetic initiation
• Foundational yoga training
• Your first steps into Flowstate Skating

By the end of this month you will begin to understand something important:

balance is not something you find…

it is something you ride.

What Happens During Month One?

After activation, the magic begins.

Participants commonly report:

• more joy
• less stress
• deeper sleep
• clearer intuition
• a mysterious urge to skateboard under the sunset

Side effects may include:

• spontaneous creativity
• better posture
• smiling at strangers
• starting a band

Month One Training Includes

Energy Awareness

Learning how to feel subtle energy without needing to stare at crystals for three hours.

Guided Mindfulness

Meditation that actually works… even if your brain has 37 open tabs.

Flexibility Training

Helping your body remember it was not designed exclusively for chairs.

Vision Board & Life Map

Because your future deserves better planning than “we’ll see what happens.”

The …BUSKÉR LIVE Experience

Now we arrive at the fun part.

Throughout the program we host …BUSKÉR LIVE events.

These gatherings combine:

🎧 live music
🎤 performance
🎨 art
🛹 movement
🧘♂️ community

Members of NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY are invited to step into the spotlight.

You may perform:

• music
• DJ sets
• spoken word
• movement art
• experimental sound journeys

Or simply come to enjoy the magic.

And yes… sometimes people longboard between performances.

Artist Amplification

If you are a musician, performer, or creative being…

this program becomes something special.

Through the YOKÉ Method you develop:

• stage confidence
• energetic presence
• flowstate creativity
• performance mindfulness

Your performances may even be captured in high-fidelity spatial audio.

Which basically means your future fans will hear your music like they’re standing inside the moment with you.

Your Membership Includes

Members receive access to a growing library of tools.

Hi-Fi Guided Meditations

Custom spatial audio meditations designed to reset the nervous system.

Flowstate Music

Soundtracks optimized for skating, yoga, and deep creative states.

Weekly YOKÉ Training

Practices designed to make your body feel like a well-tuned instrument.

…BUSKÉR LIVE Invitations

Community events where members gather, perform, and celebrate.

Creative Documentation

Your journey can be recorded through immersive sound experiences.

Because transformation deserves a soundtrack.

Program Investment

Activation Fee

$500

Includes:

• discovery assessment
• custom board fitting
• custom yoga mat design
• Reiki Level 1 initiation
• program onboarding

Monthly Membership

$365 per month

Includes:

• weekly YOKÉ training
• Hi-Fi meditation library
• flowstate music library
• in-person training (first 2 months)
• …BUSKÉR LIVE event invitations
• artist spotlight opportunities

The Beginning of a Four-Year Journey

The YOKÉ program is Year One of the full NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY path.

Over four years students evolve into:

• movement masters
• energy practitioners
• creative leaders
• community builders

And possibly… very good longboard dancers.

Who This Is For

This program is perfect for people who:

• want a life reset
• love music and creativity
• enjoy movement and exploration
• suspect the universe might be a little more magical than advertised

No experience required.

Just curiosity.

And maybe comfortable shoes.

Final Words From Spirit

The world has many universities.

Most teach you how to work.

This one teaches you how to live.

So take a breath.

Step onto the board.

And let the journey begin.

Welcome to NOT HOMELESS UNIVERSITY.

Activation Fee: $500
Membership: $365/month